$30.00
If Santa Claus were David Bowie, these Fire & Bling Glam Pants would fly across the sky and make the holidays almost tolerable. With sequin trim all down the legs/belt-line, and diagonal racing stripes at the thigh, they deck your legs with maximum style. Durable material—65% cotton, 35% polyester—means more pants and less "oh my gosh, you can see my thong!" Now that the holidays are over, let's celebrate by taking back all our stupid gifts and using the money to buy Glam Pants! And someone please appoint David Bowie to the role of Santa, stat. (Only available in small; the rest sold out because they're awesome.)